baboushkat:

the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times

townsvillain:

philolspice:

townsvillain:

why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior 

because nudes are real

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

you’re welcome

internetcallgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

This is the most precious thing I have ever seen in my life. :’)

(Source: teambeentohell)